How to successfully fail…

 

1. Believe in nothing…especially yourself.
2. Surround yourself with others who are hopeless and failing.
3. Do nothing…just sit real still and think about your impending failure.
4. Let your high stress “fester” for a long period of time.
5. Understand that you were born to “crash and burn”.  It’s your nature!
6. Never try to correct problems when faced with impossible situations.
7. Hide in shame.  Failures should not be allowed in public view.
8. Quit trying.  Accept defeat and make no new alternative plans.
9. Seek numbing alternatives.  Don’t let the issue of “legality” be an issue.
10. Assume no responsibility for yourself or your life’s condition.  You are a victim.


   

There you go!  You are on the road to be another successful failure.  And you’re in good company.  The world if full of these travelers.  Many are resting in our prisons and hospitals.  A few others are on the edge of the low-pay employment force.  Others work occasionally as roofers, lawn care specialists and painters. Others are on SSI or living on the handouts from “loved-ones”.  And, a few others found their “sugar-mama” or “sugar-daddy” or a personal “gravy train”.

And, the best part is…it’s easy to fail.  Do nothing and it happens!  It quietly creeps up, almost natural and it’s always subtle.  So, pull up that easy chair, sleep during the day, keep the phone nearby…and watch it happen.


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