The Heartland Cleaners


It was time to clean the carpets. I like doing it with one of the wet-vacuum rentals but I needed help moving stuff. Surprise...honey  was golfing. I had to find a little help so I walked down the winding  pathways of The Lincoln Trail to find a friend, The Ol' Sage. I arrived at the cabin. I found him on his front porch reading the local paper. "Another politician 'bites the dust' after someone found out he smoked pot as a child", he exclaimed with a smile. "They're at it again!", he added. He was talking about the Heartland Cleaners. Those folks who seek out the dirt and expose it for all the world to see.

We agreed they were doing a great job. The Heartland Cleaners were identifying lots of dirt. They have identified...politicians who experimented with mind altering chemicals, child care workers who touch children, parents who don't love their children, ladies who make extra money on special Heartland corners, farmers who use dangerous chemicals, neighbors who blow-up government buildings, groups of Heartlanders who practice using guns, mothers who hurt those they love, children who take "matters" into their own hands, policemen who "corner" Heartland citizens and hurt them and, lastly, we can't forget those who live a "different" sexual life-style. There is no end to the depths of exposure. There is no one left who we can look at with total confidence.

I had joined the Sage on the front porch. Sitting on the edge of the porch with the Sage resting comfortably on his glider, we pondered the results of the Heartland Cleaners. Everyone had been touched...teachers, parents, clergy, politicians, police, neighbors, divorcees, prostitutes, vagrants, travelers and long-term friends. It looked like their was no safety anywhere if we looked at others with the eyes of a Heartland Cleaner. We agreed, if we were children, it would be one "hell" of a community to live in.

Yet the neighborhood we lived in seemed like a different world than the Heartland Cleaners' mental image. It seemed rather safe here. Oh yes, there was lots of family clustering here. And, yes, there were a few single older folks nearby. There were deaths but all them were the result of accidents or the result of being old. Over recent years, there were those who disappointed the Heartland community by their greed. There were parents and children who failed to be responsible....but those problems have always existed. The Ol' Sage smiled as he recalled that even Abe and Mary Todd were often thought to be "poor" parents. But we could think of no local dirt that could match any of the "biggies" disclosed by the Heartland Cleaners.

The Sage recalled one of his mental etchings from the Heartland Cleaners, as he reminisced about the lady from a small town. He recalled her standing by the lake claiming her children were kidnapped by a black man. All the while, she had just locked the kids in the car and let it role into the lake where the children drowned. "It makes good reading...", added the Sage. "But when we are saturated with such terrible stories, it begins to effect how we see our neighbors". We agreed the Heartland Cleaners were effecting our vision. They were going beyond reporting news. They had become contributors to the community life.

And his mention of "community life" reminded me of why I had stopped by. I needed help.  The Ol' Sage consented. We left to get the work done. Three hours later, we finished wet-vacuuming the carpets. The house looked and smelled great. As we were cleaning up, the 'Ol Sage paused and gave me his favorite eye-to-eye contact. With a slight smile, he commented...."You know, when the Heartland Cleaners are done, our community should feel like this...clean, renewed, motivated." "...not fearful, apprehensive of others, cautious as people get closer, frequently speaking with cynical accusations." "We really are better than that.", he concluded.  We agreed this is a problem that hurts the Heartland as it seeks to protect it's folks.

But then, I recalled the Heartland Cleaners had just been talking about the cleaning chemicals that were now in my carpet....dizziness, vomiting and a total body rash were all potential options that awaited a vulnerable cleaned-carpet resident! Oh no, I exclaimed. At last, the Heartland Cleaners were about to find a bold type headline here on The Lincoln Trail. We talked about "rough numbers" to keep in mind for the law suit...if illness struck. The Ol' Sage left smiling...assuring me I would be O.K. I sat in an emotional stupor...awaiting symptoms to begin. I was left vulnerable, fearful. Another tragic result of the Heartland Cleaners.
 

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