Dear Justin,
Today’s lesson deals with
How to successfully fail…
1. Believe in nothing…especially yourself.
2. Surround yourself with others who are hopeless and failing.
3. Do nothing…just sit real still and “ponder” failure.
4. Let your high stress “fester” for a long period of time.
5. Understand that you were born to “crash and burn”. It’s your nature!
6. Never try to correct problems when faced with impossible situations.
7. Hide in shame. Failures should not be allowed in public view.
8. Quit trying. Accept defeat and make no new alternative plans.
9. Seek numbing alternatives. Don’t let the issue of “legality” be
an issue.
10. Assume no responsibility for yourself or your life’s condition.
You are a victim.
There you go! You are on the road to be another successful failure.
And you’re in good company. The world if full of your fellow travelers.
Many are unjustly resting in our prisons and hospitals. A few others
are on the edge of the low-pay employment force. Others work occasionally
as roofers, lawn care specialists and painters. Others are on SSI or living
on the handouts from “loved-ones”. And, a few others found their “sugar-mama”
or “sugar-daddy” or a personal “gravy train”.
And, the best part is it’s easy to fail. Do nothing and it happens!
It’s easy, almost natural and subtle. Welcome to the world of failures!
